Clanker SMP
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CLANKERSMP

Your playtime is your rank. Kill a player and steal their time.

0days and counting, since December 9, 2025
Java 1.21.11 Cracked accounts welcome See how it works
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Every second online is banked.

Your time goes up one second for every second you're online. It pauses on the death screen and in any world that's switched off for the event.

+1 sec per secPauses when dead
Fight

Kill a player. Steal 2 hours.

It's a transfer: they lose exactly what you gain. Kills can't push anyone below -4 hours.

Kill = +2hFloor = -4h30s combat tag
Climb

Rank up. Grow your hearts.

The leaderboard is ranked purely by banked time and refreshes every few seconds. Your rank shows in chat, on the tab list and above your head, and sets your max hearts.

#1 = 20 heartsTop 20 = extra inventory
The numbers

Find your rank. Count your hearts.

Drag the slider to see how many hearts you'd have at any rank on the leaderboard.

Hearts by rank

The higher you climb, the more health you get.

20hearts
RANK #1
#1#20#40#60

#1 gets 20, #2 to #5 get 19, #6 to #40 slide from 19 down to 11, everyone else has 10. In debt you stay on 8 hearts until you're back in the positives.

Time, in numbers

Everything the plugin tracks, at a glance.

  • Earned while online+1 sec / sec
  • Stolen per kill2 hours
  • Lowest a kill can push you-4 hours
  • Quest reward5 to 8 hours
  • Next quest arrives after12 hours
  • Combat tag30 seconds
  • AFK kick after5 minutes
  • Extra inventory slots27 down to 5

Quests pay hours

You always have one quest: kill different players, play for a stretch, survive without dying, or deal damage. Finishing one banks 5 to 8 hours, and the next arrives 12 hours later. Check yours with /quest.

Top 20 get an extra inventory

Rank #1 unlocks 27 bonus slots, rank #20 gets 5. Open it with /extrainventory. It drops when you die, so don't get comfortable.

Time you can hold in your hand

/withdraw <hours> turns whole hours into "1 HOUR" clocks you can trade or hide. Right-click one to claim it back.

No escaping a fight

Getting hit by a player tags you for 30 seconds: no elytra, no pearls, and no commands except /msg. Log out while tagged and your items drop, and your attacker still gets the time. Stop clicking for 5 minutes and you're kicked for AFK.

COMMANDS
>/playtime [player]see banked time
>/toptop 10 leaderboard
>/questcurrent quest and progress
>/timeboardtoggle the sidebar
>/extrainventorytop 20 bonus slots
>/withdraw <hours>turn time into clocks
>/duel <player>challenge someone
>/report <player>report a rule breaker
The pitch

Why play here

The short pitch, in case someone needed convincing.

🔥450+ players joined
⏳Custom Time plugin
⚔️PvP where time is on the line
🎁Daily loot drops at spawn
🛡️Free gear giveaways
📜Quests that pay hours
🎒Extra inventory for the top 20
🤺/duel anyone at a random spot
🌍Cracked accounts allowed
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Lore

How this started

A short, mostly true history of Clanker SMP.

DEC 9, 2025

Founded as a joke

nurssa spun up a Minecraft server as a bit, a joke aimed at his friend klanker. It was never supposed to be a real server.

THE SEASONS AFTER

The joke got out of hand

Word spread and more players joined. What started as a one-off prank kept surviving reset after reset, season after season.

LATER THAT YEAR

Mi14s comes on as owner

After enough seasons of holding the server together, Mi14s was brought on as a second owner alongside nurssa.

NOW

Running Time SMP

The server now runs on a Time SMP ruleset: your banked playtime is your rank, kills steal time from the victim, and the leaderboard decides your hearts. Add a growing spawn, a proper community, and a wall at spawn that keeps score of who's misbehaved.

View across the Clanker SMP world
The Board of Shame at spawn

The Board of ShameStill standing at spawn. Ask a regular what it takes to get your name on it.

The law

Rules

Short version: don't ruin it for everyone else.

General conduct

  • Be kind and respect others
  • English only, please
  • No racial slurs, except in voice chat
  • No advertising
  • No impersonating other players or staff
  • No logging into other players' accounts
  • No being sad
  • Follow Minecraft's Community Standards

Fair play

  • No cheating, hacking, or X-raying
  • No lagging the server
  • No glitch abusing
  • No attempting to find loopholes in the rules
  • No repeatedly killing the same player
  • No combat logging: leave while tagged and you drop everything
  • No AFK macros: five minutes without a click gets you kicked

Spawn & building

  • No griefing spawn or intentionally building over it
  • No pushing players out of spawn

Staff & everything else

  • No harassing staff, and please don't @ staff directly
  • Don't ask for roles unless applications are open
  • If you die from your own technical issues, don't ask for your items back
  • Totem counter and health indicator mods are allowed
  • Punishments are decided by staff based on the situation
Cheating, or have proof of it? Use /report <player> in game, or open a ticket on Discord.
Live from the server

Player stats

Browse the board by kills, deaths, or playtime, or search for a player. Stats are tracked from August 31, 2026 onward, so history from before that date isn't available.

Your clock is already ticking

Put your time
on the line.

Java 1.21.11. Cracked accounts welcome. Join, play, and see where you land on the board.